ARTICLES & STORIES
Above Average
“Secrets Revealed: Starbucks Hires Me To Pee All Over Their Bathroom Floors”
Above Average
“Help: My Daughter's Favorite YouTube Star Is Anime Dubbed With Hitler Speeches”
The Impersonals
“How I’ll Propose”
The Impersonals
"Something To Behold"
Daily Dangle
“6 Dogs Who Look Like My Family, Who Recently Died In A House Fire”
DAILY DANGLE
“One Story About Home Told Ten Times Over”
PISSFEED
“Donald Trump: 'I Store My Farts In Jars And That's Where I'll Put The Muslims'”
Pissfeed
“Handsome Man With Small Dog Probably A Better Fit For My Wife”
PISSFEED
"This Good White Saved His Friend, But Are You Making The Same Terrible Mistake?"
PISSFEED
“Op Ed: Bernie Sanders Is My Daddy And I Want Him To Be Your Daddy Too”
FEEDBUZZ
"The Five Burdens of Crzxnymak The Mind Dragon"